Rock steady by nature; Hooligan for the hell of it

My name's Kala. I'm 16, sophomore in high school. My only goal in life is to make others laugh.

lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

(via cumfort)

I just wanna go on more adventures. Be around good energy. Connect with people. Learn new things. Grow.

Kid Cudi (via thelovelyloner)

(via loveyourchaos)

teacher: describe yourself in one word
me: done

brianaarnelleee:

Who do sharks think they are, eating people and shit!

(via fvbe)

troyesivan:

CHRIST.

(Source: raeosunshine, via o-rchiddd)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via o-rchiddd)

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via fallarbor-town)

bitchymantis:

Whomever runs the Food Network’s social media needs a raise.

bitchymantis:

Whomever runs the Food Network’s social media needs a raise.

(Source: hab3rdash, via cathedral-of-deadbolts)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via o-rchiddd)

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

(via cumfort)

growlithed:

how does someone as ugly as me have such high standards

(via purpleslothh)

neqative:

i made this in the 5th grade OMG 

neqative:

i made this in the 5th grade OMG 

(via theatanya)

sylvanburningcenter:

she is a goddess among tramps

sylvanburningcenter:

she is a goddess among tramps

(Source: womanofeternaldarkness, via ryaninwonderland)

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

(Source: clavid, via d--arling)