e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via homoeroticdolphins)

luxlaterna:

skepsiss:

wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

'be careful'

"I got you a latte"

(via stayugly)

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via covocal)

greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

(via crystallized-teardrops)

"Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list."

Dennis Leary, 1992 (via iice)

(Source: thedaddycomplex, via zen-mint)

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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(Source: trashboat, via mindykalingisme)

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

(Source: kikuchimoa, via homoeroticdolphins)

therealraewest:

wifightclub:

so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker

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and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in

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people fucking lost it

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

(Source: wifrightclub, via homoeroticdolphins)